The Demon Horde

daughterofsatan:

6 simple steps for how to catch your dinner with Rize-chan!
thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

apolojizzing:

when you hear the ice cream truck coming

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nevvzealand:

i helped out at a primary school today and there was a little girl called ice and when she told me that was her name i said “aw thats cool!!” without realising so even subconsciously i am the funniest person in the world

grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
me: grandma you're like 80

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????